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Jonathan Hoffman
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United States
Born in a lighthouse, his mother was the sea.

Current Residence: Rock Hill, SC
Favourite style of art: Stuff that doesn't suck...
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I have been far too busy lately to even look at getting my website up. Is anyone willing to trade a basic website for some art? All I am looking at is thumbnails on a page that link to the bigger images. I've been putting off doing my website for months now but between classes and other things going on in my life I've realized that I am just not going to get to it. I have my candidacy review this semester plus several shows lined up.

I hate to say US only but international shipping rates are horrible. If anyone is interested drop me a message and we can work out what exactly you'll get in return.

My online store: jonhoffman.artfire.com
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DumpsterKid Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hey.
Huge happy Birthday today.
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OtakaraAminelli Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You sir, are Amazing. You've got my Watch (Inactive or not, you still got it!)
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:icondumpsterkid:
DumpsterKid Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
where are you?
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:iconfleshparade:
Mr. Hoffman, I am interested in commissioning you. I haven't found your email address yet. Please email me at scienceenlightens@gmail.com
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GekkouKitsune Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday man. Hope you're doing swell.
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:icondumpsterkid:
DumpsterKid Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy birthday, good sir.
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Owlbeef Oct 2, 2012
Grattis på födelsedagen!
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Hey, I know you.
Hi there.
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CommanderEVE Nov 24, 2011  Student Photographer
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